pendulum-north:

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

goofpunk:

“no trespassing” “restricted area” “private property” bro im literally curious by nature

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

nbmudkip:

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

rustycherries:

rb to pat your mutuals head like a good puppy

froody:

froody:

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

6000yrs:

shoutout to the gay couple who essentially queued up behind me to also take a pic